Making God Laugh

To those who read my blog,

One of my good friends has a saying, “If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans”. For example, if I (and please remember, this is only an example) were to boldly proclaim in a blog post that for the next four years I would be single and I would probably meet my next girlfriend in Ontario, and if those were my plans, well then God may put a young woman into my life in order to show me just how silly my plans really are!

My dear followers, I have a girlfriend! Yes, the same guy who in May realized that he did not need a woman and that the single life was very desirable. The same guy who posted a picture of something representing the “friend zone” and tagged himself in it. The same guy who at the beginning of the year would hear one of his best friends say, “Hey Joshua, freshmen ladies!” and then a shudder would creep throughout his very bones. The very same guy who on September 30th, wrote a blog entry declaring that I would probably be single for quite some time. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have a girlfriend!

I’d show you a picture of the two of us together, but I don’t know how she would feel about that as this blog could be viewed by anyone, but I must do one thing: an apology. I am sorry. I am sorry to all the men of the world. I am sorry that I took the most beautiful woman in the world off the market. It’s done! She is taken. Better luck next time!

In all seriousness, I cannot be happier. This woman is not only gorgeous, but that is the least of her awesome qualities (and if you saw her, you would know that it would be hard for anything to even match her beauty, let alone surpass it). She is godly, she is kind, she is sweet, she is wonderful and I like her a lot.

Not too sure how far her and I go, but I am a hopeful realist. I guess I could start right now on making plans for the two of us, but I would rather make God laugh in different ways

-Joshua